You just let people do what they do and look at them and give them enough rope until they do what you thought they were going to do... which is screw you over.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

The wise man reads both books and life itself.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

School plays are fine. Theater in school is fine.

The horizon is out there somewhere and you keep chasing it, looking for it and working for it.

Iraq does not pose an imminent threat to the United States of any of its neighboring nations.

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

Most beautiful is the sight of those near and dear to us when our original kinship makes us of one mind.

Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.

Blaming speculators as a response to financial crisis goes back at least to the Greeks. It's almost always the wrong response.

If we observe the performance of only those funds that remain active, we will tend to find that the average performance of the surviving funds exceeds that of the market.