You k'n hide de fier but what you guine do wid de smoke?

Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing.

I don't keer w'at you do wid me, Brer Fox,' sezee, 'so you don't fling me in dat brier-patch. Roas' me, Brer Fox' sezee, 'but don't fling me in dat brier-patch,' sezee.

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.

I am in the prime of my senility.

Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum.

Licker talks mighty loud w'en it git loose fum de jug.

Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.

When folks git ole en strucken wid de palsy, dey mus' speck ter be laff'd at.

Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!

Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'.

There are no right of wrong answers in goal setting. What works for you?

Almost nothing is as complex as the human personality, and no simple formula will ever cover every situation or every relationship.

There's no heaven on earth. God would have to guide her through the problems.

I follow these intimate connections of strangers and, surprise!, end up finding even myself in the work at some point.

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.

I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better than Hey, put that back!

They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.

When God is about to do a great work, He pours out a spirit of supplication.

You ask a philosopher a question and after he or she has talked for a bit, you don't understand your question any more.