You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

They call me, The Sharkalator

It was still early, and the sun's lower limb was just free of the hill, his rays, ungenial and peering, addressed the eye rather than the touch as yet.

Perhaps you have been looking in the wrong places.

Communication is important.

You know how many movies it took Tom Cruise before he was making 5, 6 million dollars? It probably took a billion dollars in box office.

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.

Tomorrow is Election Day. That's the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and then remember we didn't register to vote.

Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.

Books make me feel safe. Books make me feel normal.

Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.