You know, I became a director out of necessity. I was writing comedies, and I couldn't find anybody to deliver it correctly.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Fashion sells education is sold.

Gamification is as important as social and mobile.*

It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.

Come on, a 25-page digression on god? You can’t have that kind of thing, cut it out!”

I've got nothing against daylight. I don't live totally nocturnally. Only when I feel like it. Which is most of the time.

I believe in racial memory too. I'm sure I've got ancient African blood in me that has something to do with what I am.

The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount.

They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry

Life in this world is short. Let us make use of our lives in the pursuit of happiness and not trouble.

True understanding is the spur of genius