You know, I can’t wait for her to gets married because hell is made of fire and she said it would be frozen before she gots married again.” ~ Anna Kate

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

Science without conscience is the soul's perdition.

Having a little boy has taken me to a very deep place. I am starting to realize everything I ever worried about was such a waste of time.

On 'American Gladiators,' I got to pummel a lot of people off a pyramid with a giant Q-tip. It was so much fun to wrestle people with no risk of getting knocked out or choked out.

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?

One cannot choose what he writes - one can only choose to face it.

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

The pain barrier was not a barrier for her; she could go beyond it.

The library was the place I went to find out what there was to know. It was absolutely essential.