You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Somebody knows.

Long distance relationships through mobile communication generally becomes poor because of the weak signals and ends up due to jammed networks

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

There's an assumption by many partners that no matter what happens to their business, they'll be partners forever.

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now."

I do not play the instrument In longing but in quest Not to be undertaken Not to be lost In a forest of bliss.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

I saw a star slide down the sky Blinding the north as it went by Too buring and too quick to hold Too lovely to be bought or sold Good only to make wishes on And then forever to be gone

I feel that schools and corporates should help the government in popularising sports in the country. Blaming the government for every sporting debacle will not be fair.