You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them.

Our focus should not be on emerging technologies, but on emerging cultural practices.

There is a vast difference between intellectual belief and the total conversion that saves the soul.

It is not faith in Christ that saves you (though faith is the instrument) - it is Christ's blood and merits.

Your dreams are the product of your longings, a portrait of your potential, and a promise of your future.

Shall he who soars, inspired by loftier views, Life's little cares and little pains refuse? Shall he not rather feel a double share Of mortal woe, when doubly arm'd to bear?

The refusal to be committed and the attitude of indifference can in fact never be neutral.

I'm a painter first, and a musician second.

To have a happy ending, choose a happy moment and call it 'the ending'. Honesty is incompatible with the amassing of a large fortune.

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.