You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

The scariest people are usually the sweetest.

Life is a series of avoiding horrible situations until ultimately you're dead. That's how I feel about things.

'Hostel' is that's how I feel about what's going on in Iraq. There's people that just want money and people are being sacrificed for it.

I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group a suicide bomber is the antichrist and to one he's a hero.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

What is important to me is that people know I respect the business of making movies.

I have no tattoos. There's nothing I've even been that into to get a tattoo of it.

I think horror should never be safe, whether it's violent or non violent.

A man's measure is his will.

Life's objective is life itself.

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

The Israeli mentality was totally different to mine. They just didn't understand people like me. They couldn't understand why I had been in a ghetto. We were totally different.

Yours is... il sent comme lavande." Is that French for 'You stink'?" It means 'lavender'." Huh." She sniffed at her wrist. "I thought I smelled more like a grape Popsicle.

Oh lord, it's hard to be humble when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better looking each day.

The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.

Each man has an aptitude born with him. Do your work.

Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow