You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I don't have a lot of downtime.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all.

How does one say something new and not retell?

Better is half a loaf than no bread.

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Spring is like a perhaps hand

Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have a significant effect on your life long after they have departed.

My inheritance how lordly wide and fair; Time is my fair seed-field, to Time I'm heir.

Nonviolence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind.

Either I do not corrupt the young or, if I do, it is unwillingly.

There's just an incredibly rich and interesting relationship between our listening to music and the way our minds engage.