You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

Autonomy isn't the opposite of accountability - it's the pathway to it.

I always had a few people who liked what I did, and that was enough.

It is the enemy whom we do not suspect who is the most dangerous.

I am nothing. I'll never be anything. I couldn't want to be something. Apart from that, I have in me all the dreams in the world.

Is it alright to believe in the future where everyone can live in happiness?

Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.

I bought some books in order to learn the first principles of philosophy.

To discern what weaknesses and faults separate you from God, you must enter into your own inward ground and then confront yourself.

I got nothing. Even the spies I'm spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.

I didn't want to get stuck in pretty, public school roles, or I knew I'd end up as some sort of caricature.