You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

the only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk-very drunk.

There's no polite way to say to somebody (religious followers) 'Do you realize you've wasted your life?

The idea that you can ask one question and it makes the point - well, that wasn't how psychology was done at the time.

I've always had a complex about being taken seriously.

We may rest assured that God would never have suffered any infants to be slain except those who were already damned and predestined for eternal death.

When the natural gas industry was knocking on my door, they were knocking on the door of millions of people. And that became something that Americans really needed to focus on.

Time is given us to be happy and for no other reason [...] When we waste time, we waste happiness.

Ravana was a rakshasa but this rakshasi of untouchability is even more terrible than Ravana.

And it seems to me in that experience may lie at least some of the clues for policy development perhaps constitutional changes as well that Labour will need to make at the national level too.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.