You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

The future belongs to us. I think that art is a force that can change the world.

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

I'd rather die my way than live yours.

Architecture is unnecessarily difficult. It's very tough.

Only a free West can help the prisoners of today's left- and right-wing dictatorships.

The birth of Jesus made possible not just a new way of understanding life but a new way of living it.

In this new world, this day and forever, then, we are not only Thebans - we are all Stepsons. We are all one Sacred Band. If you will have us. And mine will fight by yours, henceforth, as brothers.

Every day remind yourself of your own ability, of your good mind and affirm that you can make something really good out of your life.

In a way, humans are not made of skin and bones as such, as we're made of stories.

Hawaii ain't a bad place to work.