You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

A man may fail many times, and then he turns to Cosmic Ordering.

Keep your mind open

The processed food industry hijacked our palates by using three highly addictive weapons -- sugar, salt and wheat.

You may not be given the whole story when you ask for guidance, only the part you are psychologically equipped to handle.

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.

Whatever you do has to be commercial and it can't be too distracting - it has to be background music, basically.

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm.

It's true he was a sinner. But don't pass so final a judgement. Have pity in your heart and don't forget that he may yet be an Augustine, while you remain just another mediocrity.

Writing is a fearsome but grand vocation—potentially healing but likewise deadly. I wouldn’t trade my life for the world.

Architecture is not about space but about time.