You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

Success should stem from entrepreneurial creativity, not political connectivity.

The United Nations Childrens Fund reports that more than 18 million children worldwide have lost both parents to the ravages of AIDS, starvation, war or natural disasters.

Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort.

I want to make sure the people we elect to office believe in America.

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.

It's so sad to see how few people in the Obama administration have any private sector experience.

There is a difference between failing and failure. Failing is trying something that you learn doesn't work. Failure is throwing in the towel and giving up.

I like raunchiness, not like in a biker-chick sort of a way, but like the girl can't help it. Little bruises, a few hairs out of place, a little stain here and there.

The world is proof that God is a committee.

We are not merely imperfect creatures who must be improved; we are rebels who must lay down our arms.

Who do you think you are, Jane Eyre? Grow up. Be sensible. Don't get carried away.

In discussing Barbarism and Christianity I have actually been discussing the Fall of Rome.

I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to take off for three months of my life.

Those are shrines. Some people believe spirits live in them.

The idea of public reason has to do with how questions should be decided, but it doesn't tell you what are the good reasons or correct decisions.