You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

The brain waves of ordinary people during insight experiences are unique. Their brains are in special states.

Look at the world through your vision not through the misperceptions of others.

One mind, One master.

The moment that judgement stops through acceptance of what it is, you are free of the mind. You have made room for love, for joy, for peace.

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

The only reason people write is because they are not wonderful men.

Most human organizations that fall short of their goals do so not because of stupidity or faulty doctrines, but because of internal decay and rigidification.

From the moment you are in that cell, when they tell you you're going ot be electrocuted, you contemplate it all the time. It never leaves your mind, and they never let it leave your mind.

You treat people with respect, they tend to return the favor to the company.

The sad thing is many people learn how to manage money after they've made a lot of financial mistakes, some that take decades to fix.