You know how really big guys are always nicknamed Tiny?" She didn’t wait for any response, afraid she’d chicken out. "Guess that would make you Master Munchkin, huh?

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

It's a girl thing, trying to change ourselves as if we can change our lives too.

Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.

You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk.

If you keep all those thoughts inside, your brain will explode.

Darlin’, I wasn’t just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout.

And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?

You are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.

Without a vision, we are easy destructed by the storm's of life.

Cents are the most universally used interval measure.

I consider a good reputation is a great part of the human happiness. Some people, if they are very, very rich can permit themselves certain negligence to their reputations.

The process of breathing is the most accurate metaphor we have for the way that we personally approach life, how we live our lives, and how we react to the inevitable changes that life brings us.

Remember, when incited to slander, that it is only he among you who is without sin that may cast the first stone.

Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich

I sought neither preeminence, glory, nor riches; my honor was that Jesus Christ should reign.

God is not going to send us a bill for solar energy, but the gas industry will.

My stepfather gave me a Kodak camera when I was 17 years old. I started working at a local photo store in Le Havre, France, taking passport pictures and photographing weddings.

I know what happiness is, for I have done good work.