You know how thick I am. I don't even eat yoghurt because it's got culture in it.

A man who makes a mistake, can learn from it.A man that makes the same mistake again, has never made a mistake in the first place.

The greatest stupidity in man is not his arrogance or ignorance, it he failing to realize who he is.

Make people happy and there will not be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness there now is.

I'm thinking of a God very different from the God of the Christian and far and away from the God of Islam, because both are depicted as omnipotent Oriental despots, cosmic Saddam Husseins.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

In Christianity, nobody wins until everybody crosses the line.

I don't want to live my life in a five-star hotel. That's not real life to me. You can't appreciate it.

There are a lot of comic strips in Brazilian newspapers that have been around for 30, almost 40 years. They are very famous in Brazil.

My theory is that the only people who hate hipsters are hipsters.

Let me sum up in two words how the unhinged Left copes with the threat of global jihad: "Kill Bush!"