You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

Faithfulness imparts God's reason for all circumstances. No matter what the world says, losing is no longer an option.

Freedom is the decision to live and die, doing what you love.

I dont want to hear the words "NOT POSSIBLE" they dont exist in my world - Rayvon L Browne

Truth crushed to earth shall rise again.

Within the heart of every person exists the flame of wisdom that transforms all suffering into kindling for the fire of creative energy.

When I got the job on 'Lost,' I was a broke university student living in the crappiest part of town, with a duct-taped back window on a broken-down car. I existed on peanut butter and tea.

There's a word for a writer who never gives up: published.

Paul McCartney and John Lennon would often write a song a day, so I have the same workmanlike philosophy.

You want to set a goal that is big enough that in the process of achieveing it you become someone worth becoming.

So long as there is a human being who does not know Jesus Christ, I am his debtor to serve him until he does.