You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

O Lord God! What plans do you have for me this year?

You have to be the right type for calm waters. For some, dead calm is inner peace, for others it's the doldrums.

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.

All the world loves a ghost. The evidence of that simple statement can be found by looking in nearly every direction.

Do right. Risk the consequences.

I'm not much of a crier but it is mildly soul-destroying and exposing to do something physical that you are terrible at in front of other people.

I'm doing more than just making songs for the radio. I want it to be a well rounded sounding experience.

You can't recall someone whose name has worn away.

I like the physicality in doing the different physical motions, being a beast.

People can get certain good things out of fame, but until it killed a princess nobody ever talked about how bad it can be.