You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker,

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

To live without awareness is to live as the deaf, blind, and dumb in a world of vibrant light and sound.

I think it was when I was 12 when I entered a singing competition. I sang my own original song for an audience of 1,000 people.

The timeless moment. - The "moment" has no yesterday or tomorrow. It is not the result of thought and therefore has no time.

I don't think there's anybody in America who thinks my personality is best suited to being Number Two.

I buy Dries van Noten shoes. I love his clothes, too.

British comedy - which has been a big inspiration to me for many years - is very different to Australian comedy and different again to American comedy.

I was guided by Allah (God) to give a yardstick to the voting public, particularly Black people as to what will set that candidate apart from others.

The definition of S & M is letting someone hurt you that you know would never hurt you.

We are trying to communicate a fulfilled ideal. Does anybody remember laughter?

Sometimes there is a difference in what is legal and what ought to be done.