You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The Only Way to Do Great Work is To Love What You Do

General belief is “There is no real magic, only tricks” but a great magician compel people not to trust that belief and make them believe, after all "There does exist a real magic".

No one's trying to get with jugglers.

It is not the greatness of the work which matters to God but the love with which it is done.

America is a nation of believers, dreamers and strivers that is being led by a group of censors, critics, and cynics.

It's already 95 degrees outside. Mississippi got the most unorganized weather in the nation.

I have recognized that the nation has the right, if it so wills, to vindicate her freedom even by actual violence.

Poverty is part of the natural condition and that is bad enough. But my task is to prevent the aggravation of this condition.

Everyone should work; it's good for the soul.

Keep your mind on your objective, and persist until you succeed. Study, think, and plan.