You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Why do they call it losing your virginity, anyway? It's Not Like I don't know where I left it." "You'd be surprised how many people don't.

Fulfilling your divine passion brings gladness.

The success of any country relies on the commitment of its leaders to serve others.

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.

Pray to God that He might create is us a clean heart and renew a right spirit within us.

Baseball needs me because it needs somebody to stir the pot, and I need it because it's my life. It's the means I have to make a little difference in the world.

It is easy to become the dupe of a deferred purpose, of the promise the future can never keep.

If you make it, great. If you miss it - what's there to be afraid of?

My idea of a good time is creating something and reading a good book.

If you go looking for loonies and religious fanatics and dropouts and freaks, I dare say you'll find it.

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.