You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

I've always eaten well and have a balanced diet.

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. Forever.

Sometimes you gotta laugh through the tears, smile through the pain so that you can live through the sorrow.

I don't do event dressing, because every day is an event.

One of the obvious things that went wrong with Multics as a commercial success was just that it was sort of over-engineered in a sense. There was just too much in it.

I come alive in the night time

Some models who aren't the most beautiful end up becoming the greatest of all time.

I'm hoping that with the high profile that the Go-Go's are going to have over the next year, that if anybody is interested in what else I do, I'll have something I can say that I do.

I like to smile, even in intense situations. My opponents don't know how to react when they see me smile.

Why, since we are always complaining of our ills, are we constantly employed in redoubling them?