You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.

One minute you've got a lucky star watching over you and the next instant it's done a bunk.

The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.

If being "iron headed" is to be lacking such feelings, then Kant's position is that an ironheaded person could not be a moral agent because such a person would not be rational.

An artist's flair is sometimes worth a scientist's brains.

The middleweight division is one of the most exciting divisions in the sport. Fighters can punch like heavyweights and have the speed of the lightweights. You have the best of world worlds.

Either the camera will dance, or I will.

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

Deep joy is a serene and sober emotion, rarely evinced in open merriment.

I didn't even understand the whole idea of Hollywood.

I can relax in L.A. I think I'm the only person in that town who doesn't want to act. I was an OK singer. I was an OK dancer. But acting? Never could do it.