You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

The number of the devil is not 666.That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.

Help those who need it, not who want it.

It is no idle phrase that man was made in God's image. There is something worth saving in the worst of us, and out of this something a new man may be fashioned.

After a long time when the sun finally comes out of the clouds, the Earth salutes it by striking its best pose!

Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed.

The best of life is to embark on an adventure with a woman interested in having an adventure with you.

I got into the genesis of Star Wars, and the tale seemed to me endlessly fascinating.

And her life will perhaps be the richer, for holding now within it the memory of what came, but could not stay.

If your child's gonna be a star it's going to happen and just let it happen.

A lot of making TV is lightening in a bottle.