You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

When face with any problem, do not panic, but pray.

Trust in God - she will provide.

Within the hearts men, loyalty and consideration are esteemed greater than success.

If you can figure out my success on the screen, you're a better man than I.

I wanted to be part of something bigger

E? loquence quipersuade par douceur, non par empire, en tyran, non en roi. Eloquence should persuade gently, not by force or like a tyrant or king.

Resign yourself to the influence of the earth.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.

Our thoughts create our reality - where we put our focus is the direction we tend to go.

Compelling a woman to wear a headscarf is against Islam, and compelling her to remove it is against human rights.