You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

Great leader knows that under the turmoil of chaos and change, there is a beauty of patterns and designs.

You have enough courage to face even your greatest fear.

The self, when confined into the usual wakeful state of consciousness, is human, but when enters into the transcendental state of Absolute Oneness, becomes God.

Mysticism and exaggeration go together. A mystic must not fear ridicule if he is to push all the way to the limits of humility or the limits of delight.

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will.

I really, really love new work, and that's why, you know, I produced a concert series supporting new musicals and stuff like that. I hope to do more things like that.

You shouldn't side-step suffering if you have to go through it to get where you're going.

I want all my books to provoke some kind of response in the reader, to make them think something or feel something or both, and for that to become a part of them and work into their own lives.

Eating is one of the most important aspects of living. I like indulging. I like to eat one food at a time, to savor each individual thing.

When I think of Spirit, I think of that mysterious force that pulls us into being, into becoming, into love. That can get political rather quickly.