You know that feeling you get when your leg falls asleep? Well, I suddenly had that feeling in my spine. Like termites were chewing through the marrow in my backbone.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

You must stay away from the one who brings nothing but heartache and death. Do you hear me? He brings nothing but death. Always has.

You were the devil. Dressed in everything. I wanted.

The main point of enlightenment is man's release from his self-caused immaturity, primarily in matters of religion.

Reformers who are obsessed with purity and cannot see that their obsession is impure.

I've got a dad who jumps out of an airplane.

I've had experiences where people say, 'I hated jazz before I heard you guys!' I'm like, 'You didn't hate jazz before you heard us, you hated the idea of jazz.'

I would be glad to worship success if I could find her.

People see me in powerful roles. That's what people want to see. That's what I want to do.

There is no conflict between a better meal and a better world.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.