You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Everyone is allowed to have their own boundaries. You just are. No matter how you dress, no matter what you say or anything, and I feel strongly about that.

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

I keep on dreaming, but to find freedom, one must first search inwards.

Artists themselves are not confined, but their output is.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

Be brave enough to break your own heart.

Each underestimates her own power and overestimates the other's

To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

He who can properly define and divide is to be considered a god.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

A book is not harmless merely because no one is consciously offended by it.

Once women find sisterhood, there's nothing stronger.