You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

Life is not kind. Who are you trying to kid, Kendall?” He sighed.

Hope is like a bud that holds the hidden beauty of a flower.

An imaginative mind is a place where you can find magic.

Exercise is labor without weariness.

Do something for somebody everyday for which you do not get paid.

I don't just write music to esthetically satisfy somebody. The reason I write music is that I feel it's a vehicle or channel which leads to your true self, your essence.

You can't force people to buy a product, and then if they don't buy it, you fine them.

Knowledge of the eternal is all-embracing. To be all-embracing leads to righteousness, which is majestic.

Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims.