You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

Ah, if everyone was as sensitive as you! There's no girl who hasn't gone through that. And it's all so unimportant!

I can't do it. I can't get into a philosophical debate with an archangel, knowing how ridiculous it is and how unprepared I am.

One of my biggest problems this season was with the clutch at the start of the race. I hate to risk the car.

To recognize great talent, we must encourage dreamers.

Perhaps . . . our lot on the earth is to seek and to search. Now and again we find just enough to enable us to carry on. I now doubt that any of us will completely find and be found in this life.

Give the Germans five deutschmarks and they will save it. But give the British £5 and they will borrow £25 and spend it.

I am convinced that in my own career I could usually have hit 30 points higher if I had made a specialty of hitting.

In religion is much tiredness of people, a giving over of their doing to Someone Else.

I think celebrities are kind of put up on a pedestal and we don't really know much about them. I feel like my fans know every part of me because I've shown them.

Isolation means a lack of growth. I grew up in China at a time when the country was completely isolated. That era is over.