You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Affirm yourself every day (especially after every setback) because no one else will do it for you.

...the heart has no tears to give, --it drops only blood, bleeding itself away in silence.

Be willing to die for your beliefs, or computer printouts of your beliefs.

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

Made a sketch later on the cabin verandah, but it was impossible to keep up with the changes. Oh the difficulties of mountain art for too little genius.

One of my core beliefs is that everything happens for a reason and some things just aren't to my taste. All the things that happen in my life are divinely inspired and they happen for a purpose.

One of the things I like about making stuff in the age of the Internet, is that people make stuff in response to it. You can see people respond to your work visually or musically or with writing.

I do have cellulite. I have it everywhere. From the neck down!

Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us.

The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people.