You know, the only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Change was coming.Change was coming, and it was good.

Nobody deserves to be praised for goodness unless he is strong enough to be bad.

I don't think I would have minded you being the keeper of my secrets.

I think I have the only parents in the world who would not have said something against become an actress.

Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.

There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

Statues to great men are made of the stones thrown at them in their lifetime.

For me, Chanel is like music. There are certain notes and you have to make another tune with them.

The fact that you are not sure means that it is possible that there is another way someday.

Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?