You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

I get a glimpse of the mind of many souls from their sacred books.

(F)iction is...what ought to have been, not what actually was. At least, not exactly.

Alas! How sad when reasoners reason wrong.

The reason we constantly discover new truth in Shakespeare is that his complete understanding of the particular includes the universal.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.

The best thing you can say about offshore investors is that they're tax cheats in their home countries.

Happiness ceases to be a normal condition of being alive, and becomes a goal.

Each one of us has to be what he or she is.

You never agree with any one candidate 100 percent. I don't agree with myself 100 percent. You don't even agree with me 100 percent.

You don't see your own face, your own beauty Yet, no face is more beautiful than yours.......... .