You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

Work always makes a difference.

There is nothing wrong or right, only our thoughts make it so.

Those who make the worst use of their time most complain of its brevity.

When black women stick together, we are the most powerful force in the universe.

For summer there, bear in mind, is a loitering gossip, that only begins to talk of leaving when September rises to go.

I'm not interested in just putting out one hit.

We need beauty because it makes us ache to be worthy of it.

I was a filmmaker. I made movies. I made films. And I always took photos and made films, always from the beginning.

Cameroon is a football country - children are born playing football.