You know there is no one in the world I would rather sleep with than Yuki.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.

Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

Don’t cause wealth loss to your generation! Life is too short to be little. You have an impact to make on your generation and the time to start was yesterday.

When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought of myself as more of the goofy guy.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Near, far wherever you are...you're here in my heart.

Man is a moral being, only because he lives in society. Let all social life disappear and morality will disappear with it.

Appeal must be to an informed, civically militant electorate.

For some to love you, some must loathe you.

Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty; it is its own reward. Everything else is in God's hands.

What good does the theory [of economics] do if it is not working for people?

I don't think it's very useful to open wide the door for young artists; the ones who break down the door are more interesting.