You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Respect your needs and limitations as you work through your grief and begin to heal

Someone somewhere may be one of the most important person to you currently but you will always be nothing more than a backup plan to them.

Our health is what we make of it - give it attention and it improves, give it none and it subsides.

There is nothing more to controlling demons than to do good and fear nothing.

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all laws into contempt.

Were in prayer, as indeed you ought to be.

My husband is not a jealous person in any way.

One of my real goals was to hear someone whistling a song I'd written.

I like writing sentences. It's tactile and exciting. Whereas working at the level of the scene is a more cerebral pleasure.

Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.