You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.

I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else - that would be fatal.

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.

I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.

I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

When does complete awareness occur? When the ego departs.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

What's the use of money if you have to earn it.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

Fashion seldom interferes with nature without diminishing her grace and efficiency.

You can always spot clothes made in a good place.

You can’t get away from yourself, but you can get yourself out of the way.

I think when people talk about art imitating life, you're in real time.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.