You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Words are not swords.

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun.

I prefer the hardest terms of peace to the most just war.

O passing angel, speed me with a song, a melody of heaven to reach my heart and rouse me to the race and make me strong.

Yeah, well I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre and that's really where my training is. As an actor, that's my training.

The family farm is the foundation for who we are as a Commonwealth. And for over a century, the family farm in Kentucky has centered around one crop: tobacco.

Electronic music is really weird right, because it is bleeding into the mainstream, but, at the same time, it's fashion.

When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in touch with Reality.

Because of its huge territory, Russia must devote a great deal of attention to security.

I would suggest the taxation of all property equally whether church or corporation.