You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for 'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.

There is something simply beautiful and simply innocent, in being human. It is just so innocent and beautiful. I love it.

All of your failures, are training grounds

Life is truly lived only when we discover other faiths, festivals, languages and cultures.

Where the Magic Awaits: The Worst Becomes the Absolute Best

The kundalini is so strong you must have a strong phsyical body.

I'm not a big shopper.

Someday each one of us will have to account to our Savior, Jesus Christ, for what we have done with His name.

I go on living, more from force of habit than anything else.

All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.