You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

In silence, an act is an act is an act. Verbalized and discussed, it becomes an ethical problem ...

there are four degrees of love: 1) Love of self for self's sake. 2) Love of God for self's sake. 3) Love of God for God's own sake. 4) Love of self for God's sake.

If you want to have love, you have to open your heart and give love.

It takes a long time to get to be a diva. I mean, you gotta work at it.

It's that tingle in my stomach, that lump in my throat and that smile on my face that tell me I am part of an incredible team.

Yes, I definitely prefer the daylight population of the playing fields to that which comes there after dark.

I'm concerned about the ocean and the environment. And I love whales.

It should not surprise us that there must be other civilizations in our galaxy and throughout the entire universe.

They won't talk to you because I'm undercover.