You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

Literature is a sacred knowledge.

...how do you run and play when you feel like there are bricks of the heaviest sadness weighing down every part of your body? How do you laugh and talk when there are no laughs left inside of you?

A gifted man does not waste his life on women.

It's cheaper to buy a house and finance it than it is to rent in many markets.

Let's build a battery plant here.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

The cinema was certainly an art, but television can't be, because it is the museum of accidents. In other words, its art is to be the site where all accidents happen. But that's its only art.

Why can't I beat up John Cena?

I never could have dreamed that her heart was so wicked, but I keep coming back because it's so hard to kick it.

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term scam.