You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

We are so much distracted nowadays. There is so much distractions in the world today call it internet, media, football matches etc. but don't let it consume you.

People hate as they love unreasonably.

A feeble executive implies a feeble execution of the government.

God, the world is so f - ked up, and we all have to do something about it.

I like chocolate because it's chocolatey!

She wasn't a person to whom things happen. She did all the happenings.

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

No one in life can ever match fiction

On the pavement of my trampled soul the steps of madmen weave the prints of rude crude words.