You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

The only people who try to tell you that you can’t do something, are the people who have failed

If you don't have the confidence, it doesn't matter what you do, you're always second-guessing yourself.

I am the best in the world at what I do!

I have a journalism degree, but I'd rather be the person who is being written about rather than the person who is writing.

Obviously, people are going to think what they think, and I've never had any problems proving people wrong. I do what I do.

I always like doing things that no one's ever done before. Doing things a little out of the ordinary.

I don't look to the negative people because the only people who ever tell you that you can't do something are the ones who haven't done it themselves... the ones who failed.

If I'm a "B player," that's because the "B" stands for badass.

I like to do something different that people don't expect. That's what I've always been about, in everything I do.

I want TNA to grow as a company, it’s better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE?

If we wish to grow in grace in the knowledge of God, we must study the Scriptures.

...there are two kinds of writing: the one you write and the one that writes you.

That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady.

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful but when taken in excess it is nearly always bad for the health.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

A race track is a place where windows clean people.

Heaven has given human beings three things to balance the odds of life: hope, sleep, and laughter.

Elvis was a symbol of the country's vitality, rebelliousness, and good humor.

Hunting will never feed lots of people; it will always be a hobby.