You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

In the desert there is no sign that says, 'Thou shalt not eat stones.

Though Abdul had been as afraid of ghosts as most Annawadi boys, these reports did not disturb him. Being terrorized by living people seemed to have diminished his fear of the dead.

I'm trying to break any chain of negative parenting that I might have survived.

The Bible says somewhere that we are desperately selfish. I think we would have discovered that fact without the Bible.

Projects of personal transformation rarely succeed by accident, drift, or imposition.

I don't like to generate too many expectations.

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, believe it or not...

I ended up in the Army Air Corps in the Pacific, operating out of Ayuka field in Hawaii.

Being away from her is torturous and I'd much prefer to be with her. So I just try to get out of here as soon as I can. I make sure I do my job real well and fast.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?