You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

I am not the captain of my ship. My ship is out there, but I don't have my course. You never know in this business.

Paradoxes are less paradoxical in their reference to truth than most of the most plausible axioms.

To be effective, we have to slow down the speed of our thoughts and focus on managing our attention.

Let us understand what our own selfish genes are up to because we may then at least have the chance to upset their designs.

I do not deny "God", because that word conveys to me no idea, and I cannot deny that which presents to me no distinct affirmation, and of which the would-be affirmer has no conception.

Beauty exists irrespective of financial circumstances.

I've been obsessed with stopping people from blowing each other's brains out since I was ten.

My family survived losing money to Bernie Madoff incredibly well compared to others.

Your capacity to grow determines your capacity to lead.

Once you have a Down's syndrome child, you can't conform. In a way, you're free.

I can take a newspaper and make it a lethal weapon.