You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

People have a habit of doing everyday things even under the oddest conditions.

With a book, he was regardless of time.

Art is one of the means whereby man seeks to redeem a life which is experienced as chaotic, senseless, and largely evil.

We will not be recasting J.J. Murphy. He was a lovely man, and the best Denys Mallister we could have hoped for. And now his watch is ended.

Every time I open a new restaurant, I wake up in the middle of the night moaning about bread and water. I dream I am in the middle of the dining room, and I am panicked.

Speculation leads you the wrong way. It allows you to put your emotions first, whereas investment gets emotions out of the picture.

Americans want to be protected, but not at the cost of vitiating the values that make us Americans.

Faith in friendship is the noblest part.

It's not always easy being her daughter.' I think,' she said, 'sometimes it's hard no matter whose daughter you are.