You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.

An open mind and helpful hands can do much to change a dog's future.

Throughout the entire course of history, warfare is always changing.

Satan always sends error into the world in pairs that are opposites. His great hope is that you will get so upset about one of his errors, that you'll react into the opposite one, and he's got you.

There are women who fly their falcons at any game, little birds and all.

Life is a lie if truth is not found. Truth is just an idea if it is not lived. It is living that matters.

The world does not believe the Bible and the church does not obey it.

In this theater of man's life, it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers-on.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

You'd think that in a fight, NOT MOVING would be a bad habit!