You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

The trick, he supposed, was never to lose sight of the theoretical possibility while not for a moment taking the idea remotely seriously.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Looking back on all the things I went through to get here. It was all worth it. It's a blessing that I can write about it all.

I liked the South-West straightaway - the beautiful scenery, the way the mountains slope down to the sea. And the wildness of it all.

At any given moment, public opinion is a chaos of superstition, misinformation, and prejudice.

For whatever reason, I have an emotional life that wants to come out.

Church was never intended to be a place where we serve God to the exclusion of meeting with Him.

Love does not rule; but it trains, and that is more.

You've never heard of them- and you never will .

I think more people want to be rappers than anything else.