You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

It is those that are insulted by injustice that will refuse to be silenced.

That is who I was yesterday. Today I walk with God.

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

Every man stamps his value on himself ... man is made great or small by his own will.

The value of books is proportionate to what may be called their plasticity -- their quality of being all things to all men, of being diversely moulded by the impact of fresh forms of thought.

Becoming food savvy is one thing, but it's amazing how fast savvy turns to snooty, and snooty leaves you preparing three-hour meals that break your budget and that the kids won't even eat.

I'm more interested in politicians who deal with human rights in their own country rather than lecture the rest of the world.

Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

When two close kindred meet What better than call a dance?.